YO MOMMA JOKES:
1) Yo momma so fat, when she stepped on the weight scale it said 'to be continued'
2) Yo momma's face so saggy, she needs a pin to keep her face up
3) Yo momma so fat, when she sat on a GameCube it turned into a GameBoy
4) Yo momma so fat , when she was near Giant and the grocer saw her ass, he said "I didn't know that the food came so early!"
5) Yo momma so fat, it takes a full gallon of gas to drive around her!
6) Yo momma so fat, she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck!
7) Yo momma so fat, she wears an asteroid belt
8) Yo momma so fat, her belt size is equator
9) Yo momma so fat, she eats dessert out of a trash can lid
10) Yo momma so fat, she lost in hide n' seek when I spotted her behind Mount Everest
1) Yo momma so ugly, she makes Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt
2) Yo momma so ugly, when she walks in public people go like "I can't believe it Halloween already!"
3) Yo momma so ugly, your dad takes her to work so he doesn't kiss her goodbye
4) Yo momma so ugly, she applied for the ugly contest and they said "No proffesionals"
5) Yo momma so ugly, she had to tie a steak to her neck so dogs will play with her
6) Yo momma so ugly, people pay her cash so they DON'T have to see her..
7) Yo momma so ugly, when she was born the doctor smacked her mom's face
8) Yo momma so ugly, she turned madusa to stone
9) Yo momma so ugly, when she was born her mom said "What a treasure!" and then her papa said "Yeah, now let's go bury her".
10) Yo momma so ugly she put the boogie man out of business
1) Yo momma so stupid, she got a refund for a puzzle complaining it was broken
2) Yo momma so stupid, she thought a Quarterback was a refund
3) Yo momma so stupid, she invented a silent car alarm
4) Yo momma so stupid, when I asked her to get a color TV, she said, "which color?"
5) Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a dope test
6) Yo momma so stupid, she put the dog in the oven to make a hot dog
7) Yo momma so stupid, she stands on an empty bus
8) Yo momma so stupid, I told her to take out the garbage and she moved the house
9) Yo momma so stupid, when she was going to Disney World, she saw a sign that said "Disney World left", then she drove back home
10) Yo momma so stupid, they had to dig to find her IQ
What Job Are YOU? Quiz
1) What weapons do you like?
A) Daggers and Throwing Stars
B) Swords and Spears
C) Bows and Arrows
D) Wands and IQ
2) What name do you think sounds coolest?
A) Dark Lord
B) Dances with Balrog
C) Athena Pierce
D) Grendel the really Old
3) What City do you prefer?
A) Kerning City
B) Perion
C) Henesys
D) Ellinia
4) What's your favorite way of healing?
A) Buy HP and MP potions
B) Why do I need to heal? I'm strong
C) Stand and wait until you heal yourself
D) I don't need potions, I can use my skills to heal
5) How much HP/MP would you like to have?
A) Balanced, but prefer MP
B) Fill me up with HP!
C) 50/50 I don't care
D) Fill me up with MP!
6) What trait would you like to have?
A) Speed and Agility
B) Super Strength
C) Good Aim
D) I wanna be smart!
7) How would you train?
A) Race, steal, kill, eat and sleep..
B) Lift Weights!
C) Shoot a target over and over until my aim is pefect!
D) READ!!
8) What would you like to be?
A) Theif
B) Warrior
C) Archer
D) Magician
If you mostly chose A, you're most likely to be a THEIF
If you mostly chose B, you're most likely to be a WARRIOR
If you mostly chose C, you're most likely to be an ARCHER
If you mostly chose D, you're most likele to be a MAGICIAN
